The Tuppennies™ - created by Miss Kerry-Anne Gummer
The Tuppennies™ are little bundle-bunches of fun, filled very muchly
with love and handmade happiness, mushily-mixed with fuzzy-fluffy
merriment and lots and lots of pink stuff!
How The Tuppennies™ came about
There is relatively little-known about The Tuppennies – much more little-known
than what is little-known about butterflies, for example (as there
is not an awful lot little-known about Butterflies, you understand.)
What is known is that The Tuppennies are very brilliantly brought up,
happily honest, very well mannered and seldom naughty.
They are creatures unlike you and me that, before now, existed only as
phantasmal (though nonetheless jovial and good-spirited) glittery
magicness, which wispily-whip inside your head (through your ear or
nose or something like this).
Very early one moonlit-mundane morning (in twinkle-twilight) they did just that,
and their creator, Miss Gummer, awoke and straight away (after a
nutritiously wholesome breakfast of boiled egg and soldiers) began work
on bringing them to life in a very real, non-phantasmal phashion
...I mean fashion.
The Tuppennies™ Range
Each product is truly and unprecociously unique; ingeniously and
individually hand-crafted; outstandingly and outlandishly odd; made with
love, fond-fancy and a real passion for the craft; a careful attention to
detail with an original-organic, natural look! – custom to you.
WOW! Could it get any better?